cough cough ...

go AWAY before i beat the shit out of you.

5 days to get the hell out of my body. i have a fiance to marry and coughing all over him while i do it was NOT in the plans.

1 inhaler
3 bottles of cough syrup

4 packages of halls

5 packages of neo citran
1/2 bottle of multivitamins
100+ cups of lemon water and honey

W ------ T ------ F !!!!!!!

pashmina deprived

oh yes the title says it all.
read between the lines.

pashminas are an excellent stress reliever. excellent i said. excellent.
and theres alot of stress flying around here.
enough said.

so i'm at the 10 day count down till i'm a mrs.
i'm pretty stoked.
i've shit my pants a few times over it so i'm done with that... i think.
now the real excitement kicks in.

mays gonna be a friggen rad month.

day 1 : get married to the most amazing man ever and have a sweet party to follow it... with the radest people i know.
day 2-17 : cannyoning in the dominican, snorkeling, horseback riding to the waterfalls, learning to kiteboard (yeah i said it) lounging on the beach, enjoying the beauty of an all inclusive resort. hello rye and coke. can we be friends? and lastly, i hear theres ALOT of pashminas in the dominican. can't wait.
day 18-forever : be a family.

pretty much living a dream... besides the reality of relationships. oh yeah, you know what i'm talking about. one minute you can't keep your hands off each other and the next you want to get your hands on them for the complete opossite reasons. its reality people. you love em... you wanna kill em. k, that was a little drastic.

or was it?

"vibrators for everyone !!!!"

so i watched oprah yesterday.
very informative.
i watched a mom give her ten year old "the talk"

" ... and then the penis gets hard and goes inside the womans vagina. The sperm then comes out and swims up the fallopian tubes ..."

i think i want shana to stay 5 FOREVER.